06-23-22: happy thursday to you... here is a small list of things that i could have done last night, but i didn't:
... powered a small city, the reader assumes correctly that i am not a biologist, and i'm not really sure how the storage of solar radiation works, but i know that my pasty-pink skin absorbed enough solar radiation to charge a few teslas, a dozen plug-in hybrids, twenty to thirty super-bowl parties, and maybe even that raging bender that a bunch of punk-ass delinquents hosted at someone else's residence without their permission last weekend...
... guided ships to safety, i'm at a beachfront seasonal home right now, the visible lighthouses out on the atlantic are pretty impressive, but my bright/shiny dome/noggin can probably be seen from space, not just fifty miles on the open water, praying that the radiation didn't cook the roots of what little hair remains, maybe they will change color now, or curl, or start parting in the back somewhere, i just hope i don't loose much more due to the radiation exposure...
... melted a portion of antartica, i was pretty chilly even when it was 65 degrees yesterday afternoon, so there is no way that i would have done well in a polar region, but five minutes worth of snow angels on our southern cap and i probably would have knocked earth off it's axis and caused tsunamis and rising tides everywhere... sure glad i didn't do that last night...
... heated an open stadium, you wouldn't have to stand too close to warm your hands either, i wore cotton to bed from fear that synthetic materials would melt, good call too, my PJs are slightly singed...
... rent myself to the neighbors as a patio-heater, i dunno, big stretch there
... sat in front of a sun-lamp... yeah man, why not keep it going even after the sun goes down, maybe the worse idea ever...
and then here is a small list of things that i definitely did last-night:
... remembered why sunscreen was invented...
... searched high and low for some moisturizer to comfort my leathery/scorched skin (found some)...
... thought about the folks that i spent the day with and hoped they weren't as crispy as me...
... wondered how much remedial sun-exposure education/counsel my family will subject me to when they see me again...
... i woke up this morning to the sounds of fog horns, waves, and birds... as i'm finishing this post i noticed that the fog has burned-off, and it's sunny now... sh1t man, i'm gonna have to be more careful today... not sure where you are, or what you are doing, but blessings from the sea-side today... and hey, don't go collecting too much solar radiation, i took more than my fare-share yesterday, and i'd be happy to give you some. -- ct
06-23-22 later: some things that i did on my summer vacation -- by christopher francis:
but firstly, let me explain that my 'summer vacation' has actually been this past week, while staying in a modest little sea-side home in winthrop, ma... the home was built either before i was born, or shortly afterwards, by my mom's side of the family ... i probably visited/stayed here anywhere from a week to a month between my earliest memories/years and when i enlisted in the army shortly after graduating high school... so, as i was saying... some things that i did on my summer vacation...
... traveled through time, well, my mind sort of did, i had a zillion memories from years past while forming new memories based on current environmental feedback, that's sort of like time travel, right?!@#$... look, i don't care what you think, i'm calling it time-travel because i'm the type that believes that our souls are somehow or another 'endless', and so maybe i haven't traveled to the future, but i've traveled from about fifty years ago, all of the way up through the 'h' that i just typed at the end of 'through', all in tiny little chunks of brief memories/moments in time, that's partly what i did this week, my eternity past thru current, all in tiny little bursts of visual journal/memories...
... tie-dyed my skin, i have a few tie-dyed shirts that my daughters had made over the past few years, they are bright and colorful and make me smile, and the folks responsible for crayola crayon 'colors of the world' collection have labeled my particular skin tone 'very light rose' (i think they are assholes for labeling my skin tone as such), and so when a guy that lives at the edge of the woods suddenly has access to more than my fare share of sun exposure you end-up with this sort of tie-dyed looking skin effect, granted the color pallet is limited, but it's still a legit full-blown tie-dye sort of affect, it's quite bright and brilliant in a few spots...
... sat still and relaxed more than i'm used to
... stayed barefoot more than i'm used to
... squinted an awful-lot, it can be pretty bright by the water
... fixed a bunch of random stuff, and identified a bunch of other stuff that needs to be replaced (not fixed)
... talked to at least a dozen strangers
... walked more than i'm used to, walking barefoot in sand is quite different than shoes on pavement and grass
... talked on the phone more than expected
... wished i brought a couple more sweatshirts, i just have one stinky one right now
... got a haircut
... really appreciated the mocking-birds around here, what a treat they are to listen to, nature's entertainment
... re-hung the tail-pipe on our new-old car, this time with 12-g electrical wire
... thought about a lot of people/loved-ones
... surprised that my back and shoulder haven't been as achy as i'm used to, yoga maybe
... wondered why i brought so many tools, and then used almost every one of them
... wished that i had more resources to help maintain the family cottage
... realized how badly i need a job now, july is NOT looking good financially speaking
... slept pretty well on a soft bed even though i'm a firm mattress kind of guy
... talked about my wife and kids a lot
... started a new book, and ordered another one that's waiting at home
... felt cold more than expected
... appreciate not having a schedule